Biblidue: The build-up of bookmarks, bulletins, notes, and other miscellanea that collects in one's Bible.
Clivaholic: One who can no longer control the compulsion to quote C.S. Lewis in every sermon, lesson, or conversation.
Hymnastics: The entertaining body language of the song leader.
Narthexegesis: Unsolicited post-sermon commentary given the preacher by armchair biblical theologians.
Pewtrify: To occupy a precise spot in the sanctuary for more than 15 years without once showing signs of sentient life.
Ministereotype: A common myth or misconception about any ordained person.
Deaconscript: An unwilling church officer cajoled into a position of leadership.
Hi-litaholic: One who cannot resist highlighting Bible verses until the entire volume is a multihued mass of Day-Glo vibrancy.
Hymnprovisation: The abrupt and unannounced transition from one song to another, usually a chorus unfamiliar to most present.
Proliferation: An abundance of anti-abortion activists.
Pulpituitary: That phenomenon familiar to those seated on the front pew, during which a preacher produces hazardous conditions with alliterative P's.
~~Received via email from Church Laughs Newsletter
Be blessed, and don't forget to laugh! It's healthy!
Deena
2 comments:
VERY funny!
My favorite is "Pewtrify: To occupy a precise spot in the sanctuary for more than 15 years without once showing signs of sentient life."
Thanks for sharing!
Yes, I might just have to use this.:)
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