I just HAVE to share this!!
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life (which I don't believe in this, but if I did, it would work for me:-), I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could DEFINITELY deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!
Be blessed, and be a blessing!
Deena
4 comments:
They posted this on my mom's office door when she passed away. Nothing could have been more appropriate for her and her teddy bears. Thanks for the smile today!
Hmm... I think I already am a bear! LOL
Me toooo!! Love it.
Can I be one too?
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